Showing posts with label dirty blondes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dirty blondes. Show all posts

Thursday, October 01, 2009

Announcing In The Gloaming

In The Gloaming is the new project from me and the rest of the Dirty Blondes. It's a series of monthly comedy-horror podcasts, and they start at Hallowe'en.


Do pop over to the blog, and sign up to be kept up to date with all that's going on. We've got special guest stars, jokes about bums, all sorts...


It's going to be magical.

Wednesday, November 05, 2008

XXX-mas!

Dirty Blondes will be filthying up the Southwark Playhouse on the 18th December. More details as they arrive.

Friday, February 23, 2007

Who's Dirty

Our first set of site statistics have come in, and we thought it might be fun to share with you what people who searched on Google were looking for when they found us.

Together 29.15% of you were actually looking for us. Another 21.42% were simply looking for 'filth' or 'absolute filth', and we hope we didn't disappoint.

Quite a few people were looking for Cillit Bang, and one person was actually looking for 'Barry Scott porn'. It's good to know there's a market for such things.

We can't help but feel that we may have disappointed those of you looking for 'outdoor frolics' (and who actually frolics any more, anyway?), 'hotter than 10 blondes' or 'dirty milkmaid'. We shall never know if the person looking for 'more dirty blondes' actually found what he (or she) was looking for.

However, the most tragic failure of the last 100 visitors was that someone came hopefully to our site, when what they really wanted to find was: 'myspace boob graphics'.

MySpace Boob Grpahics. Tony Blair's Respect Agenda is dead in the water. MySpace Boob Graphics, of all things...

(Notice how this was a good excuse to use all of those mucky words again, to ensnare more porn fiends next month. Mwah ha ha ha ha haaaa!)

New Filth!

We're doing a show! March 28th and March 29th at the Horse and Groom on Great Portland Street. , Doors from 6:30, show at 7:00.

Be there!

Email me to book tickets.

This Advert Is Not Sexual

A non-sexual advert from our sponsors, and new mini-podcast...


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Saturday, February 17, 2007

Be A Dirty Blonde!

Now you can tell the world just how dirty (and blonde) you are! Follow this link to go to our shop and buy our new ladies' T-shirt which says just that...

Or not, it's your money after all.