Sullying the minds of the young...

Here's us doing some of our Relationships Forum at Caterham School. Well, it's At Home With Barry Scott, but it's making an important point about 'communication'. Find more at Youtube.

Pick(up) of the day...

Yes, those lovely people over at 4Laughs have made us their Pick of the Day again.

The observant among you may notice the changes we had to make for legal reasons. Apparently Barry is a very litigious man.

If you've got the time and / or the inclination do go over and have a look, and rate us highly. Thanks...

Who's Dirty

Our first set of site statistics have come in, and we thought it might be fun to share with you what people who searched on Google were looking for when they found us.

Together 29.15% of you were actually looking for us. Another 21.42% were simply looking for 'filth' or 'absolute filth', and we hope we didn't disappoint.

Quite a few people were looking for Cillit Bang, and one person was actually looking for 'Barry Scott porn'. It's good to know there's a market for such things.

We can't help but feel that we may have disappointed those of you looking for 'outdoor frolics' (and who actually frolics any more, anyway?), 'hotter than 10 blondes' or 'dirty milkmaid'. We shall never know if the person looking for 'more dirty blondes' actually found what he (or she) was looking for.

However, the most tragic failure of the last 100 visitors was that someone came hopefully to our site, when what they really wanted to find was: 'myspace boob graphics'.

MySpace Boob Grpahics. Tony Blair's Respect Agenda is dead in the water. MySpace Boob Graphics, of all things...

(Notice how this was a good excuse to use all of those mucky words again, to ensnare more porn fiends next month. Mwah ha ha ha ha haaaa!)

Hooray for porn!

Our latest podcast been included in the B3ta newsletter, which is read by tens of thousands of people. So far, more than 4,300 have decided to find out what life is like with Barry Scott.

Also, the lazy people at softcore porn sites, who are too lazy to devise their own content have been using ours to pimp their saggy boob-clips (check in the sidebar, under Daily Distractions). By which I mean videos of people with saggy boobs, not some sort of breast restraint.

Huzzah for the internet!