Prime Time Grime!

One half of Dirty Blondes, Miss Zoe (imagine your own umlaut) Susan Battley will be appearing in Episode 6 of the new Ben Elton sitcom; 'Blessed'. Watch. Laugh. Boost the ratings. Do it now. Or rather, on Friday nights for the next few weeks...

Corporate-Sponsored Filth!

9th October 2005:

With immediate effect, this show will be known as ChevalburgerTM Dirty Blondes. ChevalburgerTM is made from prime cuts of fresh beast, gently killed and moulded into quarter-pound patties. Ideal to eat on the hoof! It may not be the dog's bollocks, but it's certainly something's...

What makes The ChevalburgerTM Dirty Blondes so funny?

It's the horse of course!

See more at this month's Out of Vaudeville on Sunday, 16th October at The Sound Theatre, Leicester Square...

Hot Menstrual Action (use a dictionary)

Dirty Blondes will now be appearing monthly at a Central London near you! On the third Sunday of every month they will be pretending to be other people for your amusement at the Sound Theatre in Leicester Square in Out of Vaudeville. It's under the Swiss Centre. More details can be found here, at the Out of Vaudeville website. Do come, it's hotter than a pot full of ebola-filled colobi...

Outdoor Frolics...

Dirty Blondes will be spewing their filth at StokeFest 2005 on Sunday, 12th July. Do come.

Next Show

Dirty Blondes will be performing at a Comedy Night opn the 23rd April at Dulwich College. Proceeds from the show will go to The Anaphylaxis Campaign, in order to increase allergy awareness. The show is in memory of Peter Battley, who died on January 5th, 2005. Tickets cost £10, and can be obtained from The Box Office, Edward Alleyn Theatre, on 0208 299 9232. Please book early and often, or email Natt for more details.