Who's Dirty

Our first set of site statistics have come in, and we thought it might be fun to share with you what people who searched on Google were looking for when they found us.

Together 29.15% of you were actually looking for us. Another 21.42% were simply looking for 'filth' or 'absolute filth', and we hope we didn't disappoint.

Quite a few people were looking for Cillit Bang, and one person was actually looking for 'Barry Scott porn'. It's good to know there's a market for such things.

We can't help but feel that we may have disappointed those of you looking for 'outdoor frolics' (and who actually frolics any more, anyway?), 'hotter than 10 blondes' or 'dirty milkmaid'. We shall never know if the person looking for 'more dirty blondes' actually found what he (or she) was looking for.

However, the most tragic failure of the last 100 visitors was that someone came hopefully to our site, when what they really wanted to find was: 'myspace boob graphics'.

MySpace Boob Grpahics. Tony Blair's Respect Agenda is dead in the water. MySpace Boob Graphics, of all things...

(Notice how this was a good excuse to use all of those mucky words again, to ensnare more porn fiends next month. Mwah ha ha ha ha haaaa!)