Mmmm... Search Terms

Yes, it's that time again! I'm once again so bored that I've trawled through the site stats to find the absurd search terms people arriving at this site have used to get here.

Unfortunately, for the first time ever, quite a lot of the people coming here may have actually intended to, 35.85% of you actually searched for 'dirty blondes'. Again, quite a few people from India were searching for 'dirty menstrual': namaste! However, one of you was, apparently, looking for 'horses doing blondes' and another of you was looking for 'steve allen mercury fm'. I'm not sure at whom to be more disgusted...