Our Stupid Faces...

This is our next show. You should come to it. If you do, you will get a free pedometer.

This will help you to keep track of how many steps you have taken, especially if you take a lot. And if you eat it, it will make up one of your Five A Day.

It's Not Me, It's You

Sullying the minds of the young...

Here's us doing some of our Relationships Forum at Caterham School. Well, it's At Home With Barry Scott, but it's making an important point about 'communication'. Find more at Youtube.

Big, Red Protruberance

This is what we're doing on Friday. It says we're a 'fabulous sketch team'. It's right. We are.

Comedy at the Cottage has also just been voted the best comedy club in the South by Chortle readers. So, if you don't live in London, and do live around the Surrey area, this is as good as it gets. Annabel Giles. Oh yes. With some guy from Mercury FM.

See you all there, you sexy things...

New Filth!

To make your Friday afternoon pass a little more quickly, here's Chris Martin with another warning about the ills of the world...


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Big, Red Appendages

Those of you with the time or inclination might like to come and see us at the Comic Relief night at the Home Cottage pub on Redstone Hill in Redhill. Finally, the big time!

It's from 7 onwards on Friday, 16th March. We'll be doing some family-friendly material about vicious, recriminatory sex.

It's always nice to see some friendly faces, but if you're only going to come and see us once this month, make it our show at The Horse and Groom, on the 28th and 29th. Doors at 6:30, show at 7:00, it costs £5, and there's music and laughter afterwards. What more could you want?

Come, watch, applaud...

(Notice we did not say 'laugh')

Filthiest, Bestest Podcast yet!

Here's our new podcast. Because you had to wait longer than usual for it, it's extra specially good.

The music is 'unghie/sporche' by Tagliogrezzo, and is released under a Creative Commons Licence (Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported), as is this podcast...


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Ignore this

It's just some technical nonsense...

Feeding BritCaster.com

Not Quite A Podcast

Yes, we know we haven't yet managed to do a new podcast this week. We've been busy. So, to tide you all over, here are the organic Fairtrade thoughts of Chris Martin on the matter...


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Welcome, Caterhamians!

If you have just arrived here for the first time, having seen our Relationships Forum this morning, welcome!

To leave feedback click here, to subscribe to the podcasts click here, to subscribe to the blog click here, or to become our MySpace friend click here. To do none of the above, do nothing. Huzzah!

Enjoy!

Pick(up) of the day...

Yes, those lovely people over at 4Laughs have made us their Pick of the Day again.

The observant among you may notice the changes we had to make for legal reasons. Apparently Barry is a very litigious man.

If you've got the time and / or the inclination do go over and have a look, and rate us highly. Thanks...

Who's Dirty

Our first set of site statistics have come in, and we thought it might be fun to share with you what people who searched on Google were looking for when they found us.

Together 29.15% of you were actually looking for us. Another 21.42% were simply looking for 'filth' or 'absolute filth', and we hope we didn't disappoint.

Quite a few people were looking for Cillit Bang, and one person was actually looking for 'Barry Scott porn'. It's good to know there's a market for such things.

We can't help but feel that we may have disappointed those of you looking for 'outdoor frolics' (and who actually frolics any more, anyway?), 'hotter than 10 blondes' or 'dirty milkmaid'. We shall never know if the person looking for 'more dirty blondes' actually found what he (or she) was looking for.

However, the most tragic failure of the last 100 visitors was that someone came hopefully to our site, when what they really wanted to find was: 'myspace boob graphics'.

MySpace Boob Grpahics. Tony Blair's Respect Agenda is dead in the water. MySpace Boob Graphics, of all things...

(Notice how this was a good excuse to use all of those mucky words again, to ensnare more porn fiends next month. Mwah ha ha ha ha haaaa!)

New Filth!

We're doing a show! March 28th and March 29th at the Horse and Groom on Great Portland Street. , Doors from 6:30, show at 7:00.

Be there!

Email me to book tickets.

This Advert Is Not Sexual

A non-sexual advert from our sponsors, and new mini-podcast...


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Be A Dirty Blonde!

Now you can tell the world just how dirty (and blonde) you are! Follow this link to go to our shop and buy our new ladies' T-shirt which says just that...

Or not, it's your money after all.

MySpace Muck

Yes, we're now part of the Rupert Murdoch's MySpace community. We're shilling for the corporations for...shillings. Check out our profile here, and become one of our friends, if you are already part of the teen-behemoth that is the MySpace phenomenon. Go on, dare you...

Yeah, yeah, yeah...

Natt's song: "It's Not Me, It's You" has been made an Editor's Pick of the Day over on Channel 4's 4Laughs site. Go there, listen to it (as if you haven't heard it a million times already). If you're really keen join the site and vote for its brilliance hundreds and hundreds of times. Or not.

It's really up to you...

More Filth!

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Here's our new podcast! Do subscribe to them, you silly old thing....

Is there life on Maaaaaa-a-aa-ars?

Natt has been and gone done this, with the good people at the British Space Programme. It's all brand new with flashy graphics and all sorts of bells and whistles and knobs on. You may recognise more than one of the voices involved...

This does not have any relation to the BBC1 drama starring John Simm, which starts again next Tuesday. And none of us are in.

Hooray for porn!

Our latest podcast been included in the B3ta newsletter, which is read by tens of thousands of people. So far, more than 4,300 have decided to find out what life is like with Barry Scott.

Also, the lazy people at softcore porn sites, who are too lazy to devise their own content have been using ours to pimp their saggy boob-clips (check in the sidebar, under Daily Distractions). By which I mean videos of people with saggy boobs, not some sort of breast restraint.

Huzzah for the internet!