Mmmm... Search Terms

Yes, it's that time again! I'm once again so bored that I've trawled through the site stats to find the absurd search terms people arriving at this site have used to get here.

Unfortunately, for the first time ever, quite a lot of the people coming here may have actually intended to, 35.85% of you actually searched for 'dirty blondes'. Again, quite a few people from India were searching for 'dirty menstrual': namaste! However, one of you was, apparently, looking for 'horses doing blondes' and another of you was looking for 'steve allen mercury fm'. I'm not sure at whom to be more disgusted...

Big, Red Protruberance

This is what we're doing on Friday. It says we're a 'fabulous sketch team'. It's right. We are.

Comedy at the Cottage has also just been voted the best comedy club in the South by Chortle readers. So, if you don't live in London, and do live around the Surrey area, this is as good as it gets. Annabel Giles. Oh yes. With some guy from Mercury FM.

See you all there, you sexy things...