Unpleasance!

From 14th to 18th November, Dirty Blondes will be traipsing their sordid gutter-scrapings over the stage as the Pleasance Studio in Islington. They're doing it as part of this show, written by the quite talented and very bald Michael J. Flexer of Insult to Injury fame.

Come. There are new people, new skecthes, new songs, and the whole thing's ruder than ever. Oh, you...

New-dity!

Dirty Blondes are pleased to announce two new members, one writer, and one writer-performer: Fiona Finlay and Sally Chattaway! To be sure they warrant their exclamation mark, some and wallow in filth at their new show next month.

Muckying Up Radio 2

Natt's play, My Lighthouse, will be aired on the Mark Radcliffe show (10:30 to midnight) on Thursday, 12th October. Knowing you're all hideous nightowls who would sooner eat your own eyeballs than not be drunk in a gutter at midnight, we suggest you listen to it on the BBC's Listen Again service.

Then write and tell them that it was the best thing they've ever polluted your ears with. Oh yes.

Marsipan!

Natt made this.

Or, more accurately, he made the voices and the words in this. Other, cleverer people made all of the other bits. Other bits such as making the whole thing work and all of the bits you can see.

Still, watch and be amused...

Dirty Blondes Monthtacular!

Yes, that's right you can the Dirtiest of Blondes not once, but twice this month. Wowsers!

On the 10th June we will be soiling Leatherhead. Email me for details.

The other gig is on the 23rd June, and is for the very good cause of the Anaphylactic Society at The Dog pub in Dulwich. More details as and when...

Prime Time Grime!

One half of Dirty Blondes, Miss Zoe (imagine your own umlaut) Susan Battley will be appearing in Episode 6 of the new Ben Elton sitcom; 'Blessed'. Watch. Laugh. Boost the ratings. Do it now. Or rather, on Friday nights for the next few weeks...

Corporate-Sponsored Filth!

9th October 2005:

With immediate effect, this show will be known as ChevalburgerTM Dirty Blondes. ChevalburgerTM is made from prime cuts of fresh beast, gently killed and moulded into quarter-pound patties. Ideal to eat on the hoof! It may not be the dog's bollocks, but it's certainly something's...

What makes The ChevalburgerTM Dirty Blondes so funny?

It's the horse of course!

See more at this month's Out of Vaudeville on Sunday, 16th October at The Sound Theatre, Leicester Square...

Hot Menstrual Action (use a dictionary)

Dirty Blondes will now be appearing monthly at a Central London near you! On the third Sunday of every month they will be pretending to be other people for your amusement at the Sound Theatre in Leicester Square in Out of Vaudeville. It's under the Swiss Centre. More details can be found here, at the Out of Vaudeville website. Do come, it's hotter than a pot full of ebola-filled colobi...

Outdoor Frolics...

Dirty Blondes will be spewing their filth at StokeFest 2005 on Sunday, 12th July. Do come.

Next Show

Dirty Blondes will be performing at a Comedy Night opn the 23rd April at Dulwich College. Proceeds from the show will go to The Anaphylaxis Campaign, in order to increase allergy awareness. The show is in memory of Peter Battley, who died on January 5th, 2005. Tickets cost £10, and can be obtained from The Box Office, Edward Alleyn Theatre, on 0208 299 9232. Please book early and often, or email Natt for more details.

Bitter Recriminations...

Dirty Blondes will be purveying their filth at the Canal Cafe Theatre from the 1st to the 10th of december, as part of Cabaret Sauvignon: an evening of comedy, songs, sketches, and twisted sexual deviance. The shows start at 7:30, and there is a special ticket deal with the News Revue (the world's longest-running sketch show), if you want to see both shows. Click here for transport details...

Absolute Filth...

The Dirty Blondes will be purveying their own special brand of smut on Friday 22nd of October at Caberet Sauvignon, a delightful show at The Others.

The Others is located in the heart of London's bustling Stoke Newington, and is accessible by overground train, or one of many buses. The address is 6 to 8 Manor Rd, and it is delicately perched above a scary snooker hall...

For more details looks at this page, or email us...