Sunday, October 09, 2005

Prime Time Grime!

One half of Dirty Blondes, Miss Zoe (imagine your own umlaut) Susan Battley will be appearing in Episode 6 of the new Ben Elton sitcom; 'Blessed'. Watch. Laugh. Boost the ratings. Do it now. Or rather, on Friday nights for the next few weeks...

Corporate-Sponsored Filth!

9th October 2005:

With immediate effect, this show will be known as ChevalburgerTM Dirty Blondes. ChevalburgerTM is made from prime cuts of fresh beast, gently killed and moulded into quarter-pound patties. Ideal to eat on the hoof! It may not be the dog's bollocks, but it's certainly something's...

What makes The ChevalburgerTM Dirty Blondes so funny?

It's the horse of course!

See more at this month's Out of Vaudeville on Sunday, 16th October at The Sound Theatre, Leicester Square...